Wondermark » Archive » #557; The Masters of Tea

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1. becca
   Posted October 13, 2009 at 14:33 | Permalink

   Lip­ton is dirty sock water

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   • Andrew
     Posted October 13, 2009 at 15:17 | Permalink

     Both of those?

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2. Edwin
   Posted November 6, 2009 at 09:41 | Permalink

   I often claim I’m “Jack of all trades, Mas­ter of none.” So I’m pretty sure I’m not an expert on any­thing. How­ever, I’m quite sure I’m going to eter­nally pref­ace all my state­ments with “Bitch! Edwin knows [Insert thing I’m argu­ing about]!

   Such phrases may include:
   “Bitch, Edwin knows Cof­fee.“
   “Bitch, Edwin knows iPhone.“
   “Bitch, Edwin knows Pr0Tools.“
   “Bitch, Edwin knows Conk.”

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   • Andrew
     Posted November 6, 2009 at 09:56 | Permalink

     Indeed… cou­ple this with “Excu­u­u­u­use me, Princess!” and I think that’s a recipe for win­ning arguments.

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