Best Spam Ever

Hello, I am from approx­i­mately two months in the future. On 10/22 at approx 2:34am CET a tachyon field fail­ure in the main res­onat­ing ring of the LHC causes a “tem­po­ral blow­back”. Shortly there­after, the result­ing destruc­tion of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vapor­ize in sec­onds, while a few of us near the exper­i­ment are thrown into a tem­po­ral causal­ity loop. While the pre­des­ti­na­tion event (or as we have come to call it “The Big Rewind”) hasn’t occurred yet to you, for us it is about three years in our past. I came across your site look­ing to see if there were any other sci­en­tists that may have the­o­rized this phe­nom­e­non who may be of assis­tance in pre­vent­ing it. This brings me to my point, I have repeat­edly checked your site for the past five rewinds at 2:34:01 CET and it still says nope, believe me at this point the LHC has most assuredly destroyed the world. I can pro­vide a bank account in Nige­ria for the funds to be placed. I am curi­ous to the exact amount however.

Seri­ously, I almost want to reply.

(via Ken)